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01 December 2015 @ 08:21 pm
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Have you ever wanted to give a loving home to a Sim who has suffered unimaginable horrors and sadness? In that case, look no further.

Aylatani [eye-la-TAH-nee]


Sometimes known as Bertha Hortence.

Aylatani used to be really prettiful, until her evil boss in the pop-music business forced her to have plastic surgery. Her doctors were corrupt, and took a bribe from Edgar to make her uglier than him. Then she had to change her name to Bertha Hortence, and her kids didn't recognize her. D:

In her youth, Aylatani ran away from her evil mega-hybrid parents, to live on a lonely lawn. Then Phil came with his axe, and said she had to marry him or else..! Aylatani's had a lot of other husbands, but they're tragically dead so she's married to Phil again.

Aylatani's dream is to discover how to travel in time, so she can have her old face back, and stop Edgar from making her family evil.

TigerAnne's Warning: This is an extracted version of Aylatani, with her features made permanent. She will make ugly children! If you want the pre-plastic Aylatani for breeding purposes, you'll need to download Laurelin.

Download Aylatani

Edgar [Ed-grrrr]


Edgar is an ugly man who hates Aylatani because she used to be beautiful, and he is ugly. He's got four ugly children, which he made by peeing on the toilet seat. Then a girl called Tallie sat on it and got pregnant. They are the evil Juniors, and with them he travels in time and space to be the first to invent the wheel so he can get copyrights and take over the world.

If Egdar hadn't been so mean, none of this suffering story would have happened. Everything is his fault! >:(

Download Edgar

Laurelin [LAW-re-lin]


She's the past version of Aylatani, who hasn't met Phil or Edgar yet. Aylatani used her elf-powers to summon her while she was Bertha Hortence, and made her change her name to stop history from repeating. But since the present version of Aylatani/Bertha also exists, things can get very complicated. It's very important that Laurelin doesn't repeat Aylatani's mistakes, because then Edgar will take over the world. Possibly.

Laurelin is a very nice person, who loves an ugly man. :(

Download Laurelin

Zarinda [zuh-RIN-da]


Zarinda was one of the first babies Aylatani popped out when she lived with Phil in a horrorble house. She has Phil's nose. Zarinda is full of HAET. Most of all she HATEEEEEEEES Aylatani, for making her have Legolas as a step-dad, because he was a cannibal. She used to make Liranda cry a lot.

Download Zarinda

Liranda [lie-RAN-da]


Zarinda's twin sister, who has always been very sad. She's become gothic because she has so much sorrow in her past, she couldn't take it anymore. Her true love is Elvin, who makes her life worth enduring.

When Liranda was little, Phil's grandmother made her sleep naked in a tub full of ice. Her dad's friend used to throw her into the walls. She has dark circles around her eyes from suffering so much. People think it's make-up. D:

She's grieving, because she thinks that Aylatani is really a person called Bertha Hortence, who murdered Aylatani and started wearing her clothes. So she hates her mother for killing herself, which she didn't, so actually Liranda really loves her mother, who she hates. It's complicated.

Liranda beats up all her parents a lot. In the beginning she had a crush on her first step-dad, Garrett. But he fell in love with Bertha Hortence, and betrayed Aylatani, so she hated him. Sometimes Liranda stays up all night, beating up her family.

Download Liranda

Maikana [my-KAH-nah]


When Maikana was a baby, she fell and hit her head on the concrete cage her sisters had to sleep in. She got ozmosus and was allergic to oxygen, and had to wear a stupid mask and lots of tubes that got stuck in the school bus' exhaust-pipe. Maikana's not quite normal.

She's married to Simon, who's not quite normal, too. They like to do civil disobedience, and have sex in tents, and make out while screaming each other's names.

Maikana loves her daddy, and is very good at Brain Control. It's a pity she's evil.

Download Maikana

Adana [a-DAH-nuh]


Adana is a beautiful blonde prep, who's Aylatani's baby with Garrett. When Garrett melted in the sun outside a maximum security prison, she was really sad.

She accidentally took a pill that stopped her from growing when she was 14, so she's short. :'( But she's actually at least 20 years old!!! She plays computer games for her job, to practice how to carry out dangerous raids on the enemy, so she gets ankle cramps when she walks in stairs. :(

Adana loves Ethan, who lives in an asylum and only speaks Thesaurussian. But he's a passionate lover, who wants a little baby he can name Timmy. But Adana can't have baby because she looks 14 forever. That's okay, because Ethan gives her lots of presents.

Download Adana

Riana [rye-ANN-uh] or [ree-AH-nah]


She is Adana's twin, who used to be a goth. Riana is a cop, and practices to become a super hero who has the power to travel in time. That's really important from the plot. She's also short like her twin.

Riana used to run away to The House of Silent Despair, to look for forever love, and she met William. Then her mom married Legolas, who was his adopted brother, so it was almost incest to date her uncle, but they were only adopted brothers so no inbreeding happened. But everyone hated Legolas, and he died, and William said that he would stop loving Riana unless she stopped loving her evil family who killed his brother. :'( But then she moved away with her mom and it was okay.

Once, when Riana was on the toilet and reading the news, her ghost-dad killed her step-father for the lolz. She lost her goth when she got a tan on the beach.

Download Riana



Zarinda and Brice has a very violent daughter. Her name is Brianna. When she was a kid, she got a hug from a psycho biker who was Phil's friend from the biker gang, and she became infected with the violence. Brianna is the only person who beats up more people than Liranda, and she doesn't even have a good reason.

Brianna has beaten up Aylatani, and Kevin, and Legolas. But not Garrett, so maybe Liranda has beaten up more people, but she has reason to be mad. Brianna is just psycho. She used to date Eyebrow Man, who loved her, but she cheated on him with her boyfriend Hayden.

Coming Soon

Tallulah [ta-LOU-lah]


They only call her Tallie for short. She's the prettiest daughter to Liranda and Elvin, and she's unhappy in love forever. When she was a teenager in the House of Silent Despair, a good witch told her she had to suffer before she could ever be happy.

Edgar hated her from she was born, because she was so pretty that he had to puke when he saw her. Her family tried to protect her from him, but he visited their house and peed on all the toilet seats. Suddenly Tallie got pregglant, and had to have a Julius Caesar surgery to remove quadruplets. This was the ugly Juniors, who are the sadness in her life. :C

But the Juniors stole a car and ran over a police and had to go to boarding school. Then she met Falcon, who was a beautiful loner who loved her. They had twin babies, but can never show their love for each other until Edgar has been defeated.

One time Tallie was kidnapped by aliens she didn't believe in. Then she became evil because Edgar's evil blood infested her when she was pregnant with the Juniors. She's lost to the love left in the world.

Download Tallie

Miraluna [my-rah-LOU-nah]


She's Tallie's little sister. Her face is stupid and her parents are disappointed that she's not important to the plot, since their first kid is evil now.

Coming Soon



He's Tallie's beautiful son with Falcon. When he was little he was very smart, and he was going to be a crime fighter and the new hero of the story. But he's stupid now, and eats from rubbish bins because he doesn't find the fridge. -UwU-

One time Ryan was on a bike, and he exploded and got seven feet of stitches. All the suffering should have made him really badass, because that's what happens in other people's stories! But he became a lame dad instead. His kids are so embarrassed.

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Samanthasammyfrog on December 3rd, 2015 12:29 am (UTC)
MOAR YAY! I just downloaded Aylatani (because why wouldn't I want that face running around my prettacy neighborhood? I hope Indus will want her!), Laurelin, Liranda (now that she's extracted and you're back to playing, we can start the uglacy one of these times :D), Riana, Tallulah, and Ryan. Some of them will be classmates, others will be adults. can u giv me der stats so i cna maek dem ass much liike dey r in ur game in myne? (I know Ryan probably won't be as hilariously failtastic in my game--unless he marries into the Dimwit family, then he'd have a chance--but I'd like to make them as similar as possible!)
TigerAnnetigerannesims2 on December 3rd, 2015 06:02 am (UTC)
I'll fire up the game later, and post their stats. :)
Anaisa CumbusQuinnStuffing on February 27th, 2016 09:37 pm (UTC)
Hey, speaking of the Robin Uglacy... Would you guys mind if I had a generation take place in a BaCC? The BaCC wouldn't be the focus, of course, but it could provide an interesting genepool (I plan on randomizing the appearances and using blank templates to generate new townies and NPCs with default face additions, so there's no telling what ugly mugs I might get, especially once my sims start breeding). It could slow down the rate at which I update, though, since I'd need to play through the whole rotation to get to the legacy family. (saving up a CAS point wouldn't be difficult, though).

One thing to note is, for those, I do something that's a grey area in the rules: not strictly forbidden, but not encouraged either. When my sims befriend townies, I have them move said townies in to start their own households (or, alternatively, be a roommate). It is a bit cheaty, due to the move-in money and the relatively easy population score boost, but I kind of like allowing the townies to settle down and have their own stories, without necessarily having to marry somebody in town. I probably won't have the Round Robin family do this with any townies or NPCs, but it is something you might notice.

Also, are we doing more than three generations? I feel like we should. If so, I seem to recall other Round Robins having the stories set in different neighborhoods for each generation. Would we be doing that? I don't have a preference either way on that one.
TigerAnnetigerannesims2 on February 27th, 2016 10:01 pm (UTC)
My impression was that this didn't have any set number of generations. We've also pretty much agreed that we'll all play by our own rules, so a BaCC is fine. Shipping a whole neighbourhood around can probably mess up stuff, so we're only going to ship the Heir. If you want to do all your generations in the same hood, that's probably fine. I suppose mine will all be in the same hood.
Samanthasammyfrog on February 28th, 2016 02:43 am (UTC)
We should definitely play the way we want to, so sure, go ahead and mix your round(s) into your BaCC! I don't mind if it takes longer. Honestly, I think we'll have to play more than three generations. There aren't many uglacies out there that I've found, but from what I've seen, it's pretty challenging to get an ugly Sim, even through selective breeding. So at the end of three generations, I don't expect we'll have an epically ugly Sim yet. I was thinking we should play maybe nine generations, so we'd have three each. How does that sound?

And yes, we'll just ping the heirs to each other and play them in our own neighborhoods. I'm going to make a new neighborhood for the uglacy, but I'll use the same one for each generation I play.
Anaisa CumbusQuinnStuffing on March 6th, 2016 10:29 pm (UTC)
Nine generations sound good to me. I plan on using three different neighborhoods, and I'm thinking the BaCC won't be my first...

Tigeranne, mind if I marry Edgar off to a woman for this neighborhood? I have plans...

Edited at 2016-03-06 10:36 pm (UTC)
TigerAnnetigerannesims2 on March 7th, 2016 05:59 am (UTC)
Go ahead! The Sim-world "needs" more juniors. :)
Simlilisimlili on February 11th, 2016 05:09 pm (UTC)
Most entertaining "Download a sim" page ever :D
Thanks for extracting them and for the stats/bios!

For Bertha Hortence you have tutorials on how to make Dr Vu's surgery permanent, now that you use SimPE. For instance here: http://modthesims.info/t/494394
TigerAnnetigerannesims2 on February 11th, 2016 06:11 pm (UTC)
Thanks! The world shall soon have access to the original masterpiece!
(Anonymous) on February 24th, 2016 03:17 am (UTC)
I was just about to put the Starbozzles in the Dimwits' neighborhood and remembered that you were going to try redoing Aylatani aka Bertha Hortence. Any idea when you might do that?

(It's me, Sammy Frog, but you could probably tell. I don't feel like logging in right now. :D )
TigerAnnetigerannesims2 on February 24th, 2016 05:20 am (UTC)
I can try later tonight. :)
shotgunxshineshotgunxshine on February 18th, 2018 05:39 pm (UTC)
Forgive me for being a noob TA... but I can't d/l Edgar. :(
TigerAnnetigerannesims2 on February 18th, 2018 11:21 pm (UTC)
Okay, I think this is just DropBox bein stupid with the layout. If you look at the top of the page, there's a button that says "Share," one that says "Open", and three little dots. If you hover over the dots, you should get a pop-up that reads "More." Click the dots, and the download option becomes available. :-/

Way to make your site user-friendly, DropBox!

Edited at 2018-02-18 11:27 pm (UTC)
shotgunxshineshotgunxshine on February 18th, 2018 11:32 pm (UTC)
Dropbox was being stupid. But, I d/led Edgar. I want him to mate with my ISBI sim. ;)
TigerAnnetigerannesims2 on February 18th, 2018 11:33 pm (UTC)
Do it! You know you wanna!